Ok, those of you who know me personally know that there are very little occasions in which I have no words to contribute about any given topic, but the Haus of Price Mega Bootie has me UTTERLY speechless. I mean this is everything I could ever dream about all wrapped up in one colorful, candyland encrusted, probably smells like a cherry lollypop they're so beautiful, 80's glam, my little pony, Polly Pocket, Barbie would have sold the Ferrari for these, makes me want to jump naked into a pool of mixed flavor jellybeans, absolute SHOEGASIM. Now, any haters may read the above and 'take the piss' as they say over here, but just like men love ridiculous mind numbing things like Call of Duty Retard Warfare Kill Kill or whatever you call it, I love the shit out of some ostentatious foot wear, shoot me. I currently cannot afford these things, which I will now refer to as 'my happiness' but I'm hoping by the time they email me informing me that my name has reached the top of the waiting list I will have done enough hooking to afford them, just kidding, I'm saving, but who knows, I may have to resort to desperate measures. As for now I may try to DIY a similar pair, but god knows they won't be the real deal. I shall follow up with how thats goes. Anyway, goodbye for now you sexy shoe goddess, we will meet again someday. Over and Out whoever is reading this. peaaaace.