Tuesday, 17 May 2011


Ok, those of you who know me personally know that there are very little occasions in which I have no words to contribute about any given topic, but the Haus of Price Mega Bootie has me UTTERLY speechless. I mean this is everything I could ever dream about all wrapped up in one colorful, candyland encrusted, probably smells like a cherry lollypop they're so beautiful, 80's glam, my little pony, Polly Pocket, Barbie would have sold the Ferrari for these, makes me want to jump naked into a pool of mixed flavor jellybeans, absolute SHOEGASIM. Now, any haters may read the above and 'take the piss' as they say over here, but just like men love ridiculous mind numbing things like Call of Duty Retard Warfare Kill Kill or whatever you call it, I love the shit out of some ostentatious foot wear, shoot me. I currently cannot afford these things, which I will now refer to as 'my happiness' but I'm hoping by the time they email me informing me that my name has reached the top of the waiting list I will have done enough  hooking to afford them, just kidding, I'm saving, but who knows, I may have to resort to desperate measures. As for now I may try to DIY a similar pair, but god knows they won't be the real deal. I shall follow up with how thats goes. Anyway, goodbye for now you sexy shoe goddess, we will meet again someday. Over and Out whoever is reading this. peaaaace.

Wednesday, 11 May 2011

happy thoughts...

Despite the fact that I'm on my way to the library I'm pretty siked about the day ahead. Its spring in Edinburgh again and something about that helps me get out of bed a little easier than normal. Walking through the trees in the meadows and watching all the dogs run around and play makes me smile. I've got on a bright pink t-shirt, big teal shades and a pair of borrowed converses. I'm ready to attack the spring! Enjoy it. lata playas.

Excerpts from 'Dangerous Laughter' by Steven Millhauser

Friday, 6 May 2011

take me to Saint Tropez...

I love Bridgette Bardot. Effortlessly sexy. So Unfair.